Macc Lads Chester Zoo Lyrics

The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his
rubbers,
Barrel shows his arse out the back,
Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate
McCavity's cat.*
Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking,
Knobby's made a mess on Fiesta,
Al O'Peesha's throwing crap out, Muttley's got the map
out,
Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to
Chester?'
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting
his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f*cking off to the zoo.

Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are wanking, Hyena sucking its dick,
'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,'
'Chuck him a fag, and ask him nice, he might let you
have a quick lick.'
Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan
picking its arse,
Rhinocerous is pissing, hippopotomus shitting,
Uncle Knobby's at the penguin cage waggling his dick
through the bars.

All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting
his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f*cking off to the zoo.