Dump The Dog Lyrics

Dump the dog & feed the garbage
Mow the floor & sweep the lawn
Salt & pepper on my porridge
Some day I'll be dead & gone
Oh my good girl loves me madly & my bad girl is a flirt
I'll take the good with the bad gladly
And I'll treat them both like dirt

Bread & butter for my breakfast, peanut butter for my
Apple butter for my dinner
Marjorine for Sunday brunch

Baseball's fine Football's rougher basketballers are all
But I like hockey, hockey's tougher
You must play without a ball

It's too much bother & too much trouble, I have stood all
I can stand
I'm a son & I'm a father
I am just a middle man

When I wake up in the morning I hop up right out of bed
Unless of course I am hung over
Then I pretend that I am dead

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Songwriter(s): Loudon Wainwright, Woody Guthrie, New Lyrics, New Title, Louden Snowden Wainwright Iii, Music Woody Guthrie
Record Label(s): 1989 Rounder
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