Space Olympics Lyrics
You stand on a distant planet
Skyline of red plateaus
Strange air and vegetation
You're a winner!
Welcome to the Space Olympics
The year Thirty Twenty Two
Take part in a grand tradition
Your name echoes in the holes of the universe!
Believe in yourself!
Take your game into outer space!
Every single galactic athlete
Needs a coded ID badge
Drug tests are mandatory
You're a winner!
The Athlete's Village is on Zargon
You all get a junior suite
We don't cover incidentals
So keep your ass off the minibar!
You're the best in the world!
Brace yourself 'cause there's no gravity!
You're in the motherf**kin' Space Olympics!
Let it be known by every nation
You'll only get one meal a day
There was a bit of a budget SNAFU
And food funding is insufficient
We can't really enforce a curfew
As there is no light or sound
Just one of the many problems
With hosting a sporting event in space.
Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments.
Space Disc! Is totally cancelled.
Space Swords! Is totally cancelled.
Space Luge! Is also cancelled.
And all other events are pending!
Welcome to your Space Olympics
All the oxygen has run out
And someone who will not be named
Accidentally hit self-destruct
As you file to your escape pods
I'll distract the alien hordes
And as I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to hell.
You do it for the love
And there ain't no woman that could take your spot my love
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these lyrics are submitted by Andrew nicholson
Songwriter(s): Drew Campbell, Andrew Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer
Publisher(s): Snuglar Entertainment, Shebar Music
Record Label(s): 2009 Universal Republic Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc
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