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Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.14/10 [22 votes]Album: Incredibad / Original Release Date: 2009-02-10Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 26 sec
Natalie's Rap
Lonely Island
Lonely Island
LONELY ISLAND
- Natalie's Rap LyricsFeaturing: Natalie Portman , Chris Parnell
We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
Hello, so Natalie, what's the day
In life of Natalie Portman like?
Do you really wanna know? Please, tell us
I don't sleep motherf*cker off that yak and Durban
Doin' one twenty, gettin' head while I'm swervin'
Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo, shut the f*ck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherf*cker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want, Natalie? To drink and fight
What you need, Natalie? To f*ck all night
Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning
f*ck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'
I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you
Condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said I was a role model
What about the kids that look up to you?
Do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman motherf*cker, drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die
And all the dudes you know I'm talkin' to you
We love you Natalie, I wanna f*ck you too
P is for Portman, P is for p*ssy
I'll kill your f*ckin' dog for fun, so don't push me
Well, Natalie I'm surprised
All this from a Harvard graduate
Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
Really? Such as?
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch, hell yeah
And I always pay for your dry cleanin'
When my shit gets in your shoe, what?
And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you, girl
Okie-dokie, one final question
If you can steal a smooch from
Any guy in Hollywood, who would it?
No more questions, what
We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
Hello, so Natalie, what's the day
In life of Natalie Portman like?
Do you really wanna know? Please, tell us
I don't sleep motherf*cker off that yak and Durban
Doin' one twenty, gettin' head while I'm swervin'
Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo, shut the f*ck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherf*cker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want, Natalie? To drink and fight
What you need, Natalie? To f*ck all night
Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning
f*ck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'
I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you
Condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said I was a role model
What about the kids that look up to you?
Do you have a message for them?
All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you die
And all the dudes you know I'm talkin' to you
We love you Natalie, I wanna f*ck you too
P is for Portman, P is for p*ssy
I'll kill your f*ckin' dog for fun, so don't push me
Well, Natalie I'm surprised
All this from a Harvard graduate
Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
Really? Such as?
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch, hell yeah
And I always pay for your dry cleanin'
When my shit gets in your shoe, what?
And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you, girl
Okie-dokie, one final question
If you can steal a smooch from
Any guy in Hollywood, who would it?
No more questions, what
Facts about Natalie's Rap
Who wrote Natalie's Rap lyrics?
Natalie's Rap is written by Asa Taccone, Andrew D. Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer.
When was Natalie's Rap released?
Natalie's Rap is first released on February 10, 2009 as part of Lonely Island's album "Incredibad" which includes 19 tracks in total.
Which genre is Natalie's Rap?
Natalie's Rap falls under the genre Comedy.
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Songwriter(s): Asa Taccone, Andrew D. Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer
Record Label(s): 2009 Universal Republic Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc
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I never knew what she said after 'slit your throat.' Notches? Nuggets? Now that I know it's 'nitrous,' this song is infinitely more f&cked.