California Lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just f*cking with you, I'm kidding
No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That, that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole f*cking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes
"I got this really good idea"
And they old bull's like, "Yeah?"

And I tried to tell you before
That, that's why I left California

"Yeah", he's like, "Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea Let's run down that hill and f*ck one of those cows"
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him
He's like, "Look, I got a better idea"

And the young bull's like, "Oh yeah?
What's your f*cking brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before
That, that's why I left California

And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill
And f*ck all of those cows dig?"
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That, that's why I left California

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