Lip Critic The Loan Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Say what you want
Say what you want, I could never choose one
Stains on my khakis, ketchup and Capri Sun
What's the budget? Buy a cell for my stepson
Eating up the data, suddenly we have none

[Chorus]
When I wake, I'm an animal
Button up my shirt like an animal
I love brushing teeth, I'm an animal
Walk down the street like an animal
I collect receipts because they're tangible
Trying to keep my records neat

[Verse 2]
Say what you want, I would never go now
Plucking every hair not in line with eyebrows
30 minutes in screaming "God let me out"
I feel my body shrinking to the size of a mouse

[Bridge]
Call me up, no caller ID
Fake phone numbers, fake IDs
Send payment, no guarantee
Shipping and handling process fee
Call me up, no caller ID
Fake phone numbers, fake IDs
Send payment, no guarantee
Shipping and handling process fee
No reviews, package retrieved
New accounts, accounts delete
Money wires, money wires over seas
Satisfaction guaranteed
One payment splits into 3
My debt lives in double weeks
Interest rate grows a family tree
Off spring built with credit genes

[Verse 3]
Nobody loves
Nobody loves when your waiting for the bus
Watch a sewer rat bench press a pizza crust Lately I've been thinking "he's the only one I trust"
Thought that I was golden watch my future turn to rust

[Chorus]
When I wake, I am an animal
Button up my shirt like an animal
I love brushing teeth, I'm an animal
Walk down the street like an animal
I collect receipts because they're tangible
Tangible

[Bridge]
Call me up, no caller ID
Fake phone numbers, fake IDs
Send payment, no guarantee
Shipping and handling process fee
Call me up, no caller ID
Fake phone numbers, fake IDs
Send payment, no guarantee
Shipping and handling process fee
No reviews, package retrieved
New accounts, accounts delete
Money wires, money wires over seas
Satisfaction guaranteed
One payment splits into 3
My debt lives in double weeks
Interest rate grows a family tree
Off spring built with credit genes

[Outro]
Oh my god, what's the point of it?
Lost what I had for the love of destroying it
All 15 wallets not containing my appearance
Phone calls tapped, all I hear is interference
Narrow just to place on clearance
Hopefully I see him in a few years
Send elastic checks, I know they won't clear
By the time I'm stuck in between the gears
You'll be calling me telling me to never come back here