Kyle Dunnigan Irish And Gay Lyrics

Well we go to the bar
to get us some drinks
they won't let us march
and we think that stinks

So we won't be there
on St. Patty's day
'cause we're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay

So pass me the pretzels,
give me me brew
if your cock is a ladle
me ass is the stew

Some think it's evil,
some think it's vicious,
I happen to think that
it's magically delicious!

So let's play that game
called "Take out your balls",
it's easy to play
just take out your balls

So pour me a Bud,
I'll pour you a Bass. Put a potato in a cannon,
and fire it up in the air!

Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Everone!
We're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.

Well, that wasn't everybody, was it?

Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Everone!
We're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.

I'm gonna keep doing this until everyone sings, and that's gonna get pretty f*cking annoying.

Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Well, we're fat and we're Irish,
we're drunk and we're gay.