Kleenex Girl Wonder The Last Step Of The Stairs Lyrics

Stumbled down the last step of the Stairs
Into the center of a spoiled surprise
Something about you screamed "debonair"
With your disheveled hair, you were so alive
And you let it hang there without hope of reply

Opened your eyes and pointed to me
Told me, "Come quick!"; I made you come clean:
"We've seen an uptick, we're up to umpteen"
Don't be a dumb dick, you know what I mean

You fell down the last step of the Stairs
You couldn't practice the principles in your affairs
And you couldn't believe there was a god up there
With all of the love to be found down here

You got up in the middle of the flight
Hubris will do this; you didn't see the light
Made a list, took the piss, made the kids feel alright
And now you just bow down in fear
And pray the sounds you hear disappear

Or run around, 'cause what the f*ck does he care? He's got better things to envy than that
He took her look but left the rest of her there
Laying dead in his chair or in bed with his cats

What's a head full of hair to a bald man
In a Red Bull-impaired nutter logjam?
Just an abstract, and that's about all
And as a matter of fact, it was always your call
So call me back, it'll fall in your lap
You're always a backpack away from a fallback plan, so relax

You'll get to the top of the Stairs
And admit you were wrong, but then what got you there?
Was it the twentieth shot that you bought on a dare?
Or the steely resolve that you gleaned from it?

It doesn't take much to inventorize
You can get a ballpark in the blink of an eye
And if the pink inside makes you think, you can try to be different
Why not drink 'til you die?

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