[Verse 1]
Help me just a little bit, I'm kind of illiterate
I can't read the fine print
But it's so damn easy to be belligerent
I just don't give a shit, I don't think that I'll quit
Being obnoxious and absurd
Like those who've seen the Loch Ness monster
You're hallucinatin' fast, you're out of space in galaxies far away
How many fights will I start today?
I'm brawlin', I ain't walkin' away
I'm often launchin' at your jaw man, watch your face
Now if I didn't love you, I wouldn't punch you
I trust you and right afterwards, I'm gonna hug you
And say "I'll never do it again
But when we in front of our friends, let the beatings begin"
I take my anger out on those that I love the most
They don't deserve it but other than that, my life's perfect
[Chorus]
Such a beautiful day (Day), in my mind
But then life takes it all away (Way), now I'm blind
It's so dark I can't see the light nor tell the night from day
(Oh, what a beautiful day)
I'm so happy I could cry, I'd die but I'm too afraid
(Such a beautiful day)
[Verse 2]
Where do I find time to write rhymes
When I'm on cloud nine high, I don't like to lie
But I will if it makes you feel better, here's a love letter
It says that we'll be together forever
I'm still f*ckin' Keisha and Sarah inside of our bed
Eventually you'll walk in and shoot both of us dead
I don't know what love is but I'll tell you often
Want me to marry you? I hear you and your girls talkin'
She thinks I'm the man of her dreams
God damnit, I mean I can't handle it
Man, all these scandalous things
I've done, done, f*ck it son, go and grab her the ring
Maybe we'll happily ever after and me
I won't lust no more, well, time will tell
I can't help myself, I love the smell of new coochie
Damn, I'm no good, I'm worthless but shit
Besides that man, my life is perfect
[Chorus]
Such a beautiful day (Day), in my mind
But then life takes it all away (Way), now I'm blind
It's so dark I can't see the light nor tell the night from day
(Oh, what a beautiful day)
I'm so happy I could cry, I'd die but I'm too afraid
(Such a beautiful day)
[Verse 3]
Hey, come sit over here, you ain't gotta fear
(But you are bipolar and you might erupt)
Hey, get this guy a beer, we are friends here
(Then why did you hit him that beer mug?)
No I didn't man, y'all are seein' things, I'm outtie G
Why the cops surroundin' me? Why they punchin' and cuffin' me?
That wasn't me sir, there's no disturbancees
Sorry mister officer but I ain't ready to leave
I pulled away and started runnin', y'all ain't catchin' me
I got caught in two seconds 'cause I stumbled and fell
I guess you shouldn't try to flee when you're drunk as Hell
Still handcuffed man f*ck, look at my damn luck
This never would've happened if dude wouldn't have ran up
You say he didn't but I seen what the jerk did
Shit, besides that man, my night was perfect
[Chorus]
Such a beautiful day (Day), in my mind
But then life takes it all away (Way), now I'm blind
It's so dark I can't see the light nor tell the night from day
(Oh, what a beautiful day)
I'm so happy I could cry, I'd die but I'm too afraid
(Such a beautiful day)