[NIFFTY]
There's an endless stream of trash and filth
And hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz, wait 'til you smell our rugs
'Cause people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get to go and clean it up
[CHARLIE, spoken]
What?
[NIFFTY]
Hypodermic needles left all over the place
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
So I got to take my knife and stab them all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen because I'm coverеd in rat blood
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Niffty, no!
[NIFFTY]
Magical land, hotel of my dreams
Disgustingest, ugliеst building that I've ever seen
And I get to clean it up
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Niffty, what are you doing?
[NIFFTY, spoken]
Helping!
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Can you help differently?
[NIFFTY, spoken]
Okay!
[NIFFTY]
Hoteru wa hontoni tottemo sutekidesu
[CHARLIE]
Uhm
[NIFFTY]
Chari wa tottemo yasashi jokkidesu
Kanojo wa seiko suru to shimite imasu
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Can anyone understand this?
[NIFFTY]
Demo no daisuki, suki itsumo!!
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Why?
[NIFFTY]
Hanzai-sha wa trash!!
Sore dake no wa assholes
Demo watashi wa made yume o shinjite imasu!
Watashi wa, clean it up!
[NIFFTY, spoken]
Yes!
[CHARLIE]
And that's why the hotel is good
Right?
Yay