Kevin & The Bikes Burdy Dorky Lyrics

What's with these dumb dorks dissing my bike?
Why do they gotta suck?
What did we ever do to these dorks
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but I have jawbreakers
Woo-hoo, and you know they're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time

Woo-ee-ooh I look just like my bicycle
Oh oh, and you're Tommy 2x4
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that

Don't you ever fear, I am near
I know that you need bike
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are shit
You need a bicycle

Woo-hoo, and I have jawbreakers
Woo-hoo, and you know they're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time

Woo-ee-ooh I look just like my bicycle
Oh oh, and you're Tommy 2x4
I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that
I don't care about that

Bike, bike, bike on the bike
Another big bike get down on the bike
Oh no, what do we bike
Don't look now but I lost my bike
I can't pedal and I can't kick
What's the matter bike are you feeling sick?
Whats-a-matter, whats-a-matter, whats-a-matter bike
What's a matter bike are you bike aaaAAAHHHH OOOOOOOO

Ooh-eee-ooh I look just- (WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT)

[Guitar Riff]

Woo-ee-ooh I look just like my bicycle
Oh oh, and you're Tommy 2x4
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
I don't bike about that
Bike bike bicycle bike
Bike bike bicycle bike

(I hate my life)