Kazoo Funk Orchestra Lizards On The Back Porch Lyrics

now there was this girl
who liked to live on the edge of reason
she looked like sweet heaven
a beauty to the eyes
make no mistake
this girl was no angel
a cold blooded minder f**ker
she eat you up like a dog

in walked this stranger
ain't no tall dark handsome f**ker
he's a bulldog in the face
and a brain of brick he gave me the money
and he said, "do it honey"
but his kiss turned my stomach
and I was sick

last time I saw him
he smashed up my bedroom
I waited till he turned round for more
and I pulled out my pistol
and aimed for his whistle
hey stupid get the f**k out of my door