Kazoo Funk Orchestra Baby You've No Eyes Lyrics

I've been searching
searching for the searchable
maybe you have seen it?
baby you've no eyes

this just in
we found a bowl of syllables
maybe you have seen it?
give me back my eyes

fake whiskey, fake coke
no ice cubes, is this a joke?
fake whiskey, fake coke
no ice cubes, is this a joke? saw a lady
falling on her head
I should have stopped to help her
but I ran away instead

I spoke to the driver
it got a bit too medical
he spoke the herbal gerbil
I spoke the native tongue

fake whiskey, fake coke
no ice cubes, is this a joke?