Kaviar The Sultan Of Brunei Lyrics

Allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of good taste and enormous wealth
And I'm very fond of beautiful things like you

You could come to my island
I'll pay the fees
You could ride my horses
And swim in my seas
Entertain my wives
I've got quite a few

I'm gentle and kind and generous too
I've got a lot of nice things I'd like to share with
you
You see, I'm just an ordinary guy

I've got love and hate and hope and fear
And and outrageously lucrative oil career
Have you heard of the Sultan of Brunei?

I am the Sultan of Brunei...

We'll dance and sing
The food: sublime.
We'll drink all night of the finest wines
We'll have golf cart races down the hallways of my
yacht
I've got a bevy of art that would shame the Louvre
And I'd use no small resource to prove
That Eden still exists and can be bought. I was talking to the Pope on a plane to Rome
He waffling around on his personal loan
And he joked that I should give the papacy a try
He said being Holy Father's great and all
Talking to God and making the calls
But sometimes he wishes he was the Sultan of Brunei

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"Girls, do you like to ride horses?
Do you like to ride them naked?
Well if you're beautiful, athletic, dark haired,
And between the ages of 18 and 23
Then short term, high paying positions as living art
Could be available for you on the tropical island
Paridise of Brunei

Sunbathe all day and party all night
With the priveledged international jet set
No previous experience, job skills, or education
necessary
All you have to be is beautiful
Why work?