Karen Taylor Things Are Bad (Charity Song) Lyrics

Karen:
Around the word theres starving people who need feeding,
Our eco-system is screwed and soon will shatter,
The icebergs have all melted or so I have been reading,
Theres too many drugs and diseases,
Well mostly the latter.

Yes the world is going tits up and its kind of horrific,
so lets all do something about,
without being to specific,
then things will be terrific.

Because things are bad,
Yeah things are bad but we can end it,
Send me your money send me your dosh so i can spend it,
And the only danger its in our hands,
Lets save the world with your cash and my perfect cans.

Joanna:
Place donations in my tin,
dont be shy just slip it in.

Miss Harper:
Send your pennies,
Send your notes,
reach deep in your pocket (Need a hand with that darren?) Come on you've got to.

Galmorama:
Things are bad,
Really really bad.

PMS girl:
Things are bad,
infact there *beep*

Cash Cow:
Lifes really tragic.

Valarie Denton:
Whether your black or brown or white.

Karen:
Our plan is flagging down to man.

Lipstick Lesbians:
But it could just as easily be a woman.

Karen:
And if you love the world,
Look deep in your hearts and cash in your pension plan.
Send a Euro,a Dollar, a pound,
And I'll save the world,
(and when im done if theres money to spare) Then its my round,

Ending:

Things are bad,
Things are bad but we can end it,
Send me your money so I can spend it,
The only danger is in our hands,
So lets save the world, Your cash is what it demands.