my gal sal's got a high-class noose 
she'll be out on the street when the rent is due 
but all she's got to stop my blooze 
somebody's got a place rollin a deuce 
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texas chili, texas grass, texas moonshine 
I love that texas ass! 
lord, man, you know I do 
texas air, texas swing 
the guys come here and the women make me sing 
lord, them belles down there, know what I mean 
well, I'm on a highway born to roam 
no matter the miles 
I've always got a home 
get back to texas 
child, yes we do 
houston girls are long and nice 
you only gotta ask 'em twice 
el paso girls send you down to the border 
they make my eyes cross 
they make my mouth water 
(chorus) 
texas chili, texas grass, texas moonshine 
I love that texas ass! 
lord, man, you know I do 
texas air, texas swing 
the guys come here and the women make me sing 
? know what I mean? 
well i'm on a highway born to roam 
no matter the miles 
I've always got a home 
get back to texas 
child, yes I do 
hill country and the golden coast 
the east texas girls got west texas ghosts 
our panhandle grows 'em long and lean 
big titties poppin' out like Ive ever seen 
jalapeno cornbread all with chicken-fried bass 
mexican food that'll burn yo ass 
cream-style gravy holdin' it all together 
maybe like to think you died and gone to heaven 
I probably seen about a million states 
half a million girls, been on half a million dates 
half of them long, 'bout half of them nice 
texas women, man, drives me twice as bad 
(chorus) 
texas chili, texas grass, texas moonshine 
I love that texas ass! 
lord, man, you know I do 
well, I'm on a highway born to roam 
I don't care the miles 
man, I've always got a home 
get back to texas 
ha! yes I do