Jon Lajoie Vaginal Hubris Lyrics

Yo, This song's dedicated to a very confident woman
That's right, this goes out to my sister in law, Jenny.

What? What?
She's proud of her p*ssy, her peach, her bearded clam
is well groomed.
Thinks that she's the real deal, all other pussies are
cartoons.
Her vagina is a church and her clit is the steeple, her
vulva's one of Barbera Walters' most fascinating
people.

She's got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
According to her vag all other pussies are useless.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.
Her p*ssy confidence is unbreakable like Bruce Willis.

She said you're never gonna leave, I've got the best
sausage wallet.
Other guys would kill to get inside this cock socket.
I said, You may be overconfident you see, cause there's
a lot of fresh fish in this vaginal sea. She said, My p*ssy is a 10 and your dick is a 3, you'll
never find any better so you're never gonna leave.
I said, Guess what girl? I'm leaving, I want out of
this.
Cause your way too confident and it's my hypothesis
that you've got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris

If her p*ssy made movies, it'd be Stanley Kubrick.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.
She assumes that her Muffhammed Ali never loses.
Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
If coochies were the News, She'd be Huey Lewis.
Put your hands in the air if you ever really get when
you take off your underwear.
She may be overconfident, but maybe her p*ssy sings and
dances like Fred Astaire.

Let's get on the highway, taking the car pool lane.