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Jon Lajoie Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 10/10 [1 vote]Album: You Want Some of This? / Original Release Date: 2009-01-30Genre: ComedySong Duration: 3 min 21 sec
Everyday Normal Guy
Jon Lajoie
Jon Lajoie
JON LAJOIE
- Everyday Normal Guy LyricsI'm just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothing special about me motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I got 600 dollars in the bank motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And my sexual perfomances are average
I work at customer service at a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out much, I like to watch TV
I can't afford a car, I use public transportation
I don't mind, I read till I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money I save, this shit is off the hook
And I'm not very good with the women
I'm a pretty sharp person and I'm average looking
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I'm ashamed to admit it, but it wasn't free
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous in social situations motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life
Easily forgettable, and I'm not very liked
I have an According to Jim personality
I'm as entertaining as a f*cking STD
If you want to mess with me, I think you probably can
Because I'm not confident, and I'm weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball when you kick me in the back
Yeah honestly, I probably won't fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would, but he doesn't look very tough
"You want some of this, bitch?"
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you have a bad back put your hands up
" I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge, and ever since then, it's just not the same... you know it... it gets.. it gets pretty sore"
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
My parents are really nice people moterf*cker
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I am somewhat afraid of heights motherf*cker
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I like the show Grey's Anatomy motherf*cker
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And I am pretty good at making paper planes
Nothing special about me motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I got 600 dollars in the bank motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And my sexual perfomances are average
I work at customer service at a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out much, I like to watch TV
I can't afford a car, I use public transportation
I don't mind, I read till I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money I save, this shit is off the hook
And I'm not very good with the women
I'm a pretty sharp person and I'm average looking
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I'm ashamed to admit it, but it wasn't free
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous in social situations motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce motherf*cker
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
Easily forgettable, and I'm not very liked
I have an According to Jim personality
I'm as entertaining as a f*cking STD
If you want to mess with me, I think you probably can
Because I'm not confident, and I'm weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball when you kick me in the back
Yeah honestly, I probably won't fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would, but he doesn't look very tough
"You want some of this, bitch?"
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you have a bad back put your hands up
" I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge, and ever since then, it's just not the same... you know it... it gets.. it gets pretty sore"
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
My parents are really nice people moterf*cker
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I am somewhat afraid of heights motherf*cker
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
I like the show Grey's Anatomy motherf*cker
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
And I am pretty good at making paper planes
Facts about Everyday Normal Guy
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Everyday Normal Guy is written by Jonathan Lajoie.
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It is first released on January 30, 2009 as part of Jon Lajoie's album "You Want Some of This?" which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the opening track on this album.
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When we analyze the meaning behind the words, Jon Lajoie's "Everyday Normal Guy" is a humorous take on a character who accepts his life as it is, emphasizing the aspects of daily life like bad jobs, social fears, and uninteresting love lives. Through the use of sarcasm and self-mockery, the lyrics point out the relatable problems and weaknesses of a common person, thus questioning the traditional notions of success and masculinity. The everyday normal guy's words mostly reflect his loneliness, angst, social commentary, contemplation and despair. Meanwhile, the song places a focus on common life, self-mockery, social fear and financial difficulties. There is strong language and references to adult themes like sexual experiences and personal insecurities in the lyrics, making them unsuitable for children below 13. The use of bad words and personal problems indicate that parental supervision is needed.
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Everyday Normal Guy falls under the genre Comedy.
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Everyday Normal Guy song length is 3 minutes and 21 seconds.
Who wrote Everyday Normal Guy lyrics?
Everyday Normal Guy is written by Jonathan Lajoie.
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When was Everyday Normal Guy released?
It is first released on January 30, 2009 as part of Jon Lajoie's album "You Want Some of This?" which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the opening track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Everyday Normal Guy lyrics?
When we analyze the meaning behind the words, Jon Lajoie's "Everyday Normal Guy" is a humorous take on a character who accepts his life as it is, emphasizing the aspects of daily life like bad jobs, social fears, and uninteresting love lives. Through the use of sarcasm and self-mockery, the lyrics point out the relatable problems and weaknesses of a common person, thus questioning the traditional notions of success and masculinity. The everyday normal guy's words mostly reflect his loneliness, angst, social commentary, contemplation and despair. Meanwhile, the song places a focus on common life, self-mockery, social fear and financial difficulties. There is strong language and references to adult themes like sexual experiences and personal insecurities in the lyrics, making them unsuitable for children below 13. The use of bad words and personal problems indicate that parental supervision is needed.
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Which genre is Everyday Normal Guy?
Everyday Normal Guy falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Everyday Normal Guy?
Everyday Normal Guy song length is 3 minutes and 21 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Jonathan Lajoie
Record Label(s): 2010 Normal Guy Productions
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