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John Valby Be My Guest Lyrics
Total views: 2 times this week / Rating: 7.36/10 [14 votes]Album: Dr. Dirty's Sphincter – Unplugged / Original Release Date: 2007-01-15Genre: ComedySong Duration: 1 min 36 sec
Be My Guest
John Valby
John Valby
JOHN VALBY
- Be My Guest LyricsFrom the album Cherry Poppin' in Grand Rapids
f*ck her breasts
be my guest
Put some oil
upon her chest
Stick your dick
between her nipples
Let the boobies
do the rest
It's a cinch to begin
Hop on top and
slide it in
If you're lucky
get some sucky
when your dickhead
hits her chin
Make 'em shake
Make 'em dance
You may come on
your underpants
Tell her that you've
only one request
If you start to get hot
just finger your own twat
Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest
Slap her boob
with your tube
If it's not the proper lube
put some butter on her utter
even margarine'll do
Make her squeeze
when it stalls
Put some pressure on those walls
Fill the tunnel for your funnel
and a place to rest your balls
When you come on her lap
cleaning up is such a snap
I know my p*ssy squeeze
is not the best
So when you're all alone
and the dog comes home
Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest
Invite your mother in-law
for a menage-a-trois
Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest
f*ck her breasts
be my guest
Put some oil
upon her chest
Stick your dick
between her nipples
Let the boobies
do the rest
It's a cinch to begin
Hop on top and
slide it in
If you're lucky
get some sucky
when your dickhead
hits her chin
Make 'em shake
Make 'em dance
You may come on
your underpants
Tell her that you've
only one request
If you start to get hot
just finger your own twat
Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest
Slap her boob
If it's not the proper lube
put some butter on her utter
even margarine'll do
Make her squeeze
when it stalls
Put some pressure on those walls
Fill the tunnel for your funnel
and a place to rest your balls
When you come on her lap
cleaning up is such a snap
I know my p*ssy squeeze
is not the best
So when you're all alone
and the dog comes home
Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest
Invite your mother in-law
for a menage-a-trois
Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest
Facts about Be My Guest
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Be My Guest is first released on January 15, 2007 as part of John Valby's album "Dr. Dirty's Sphincter – Unplugged" which includes 20 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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Be My Guest falls under the genre Comedy.
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Be My Guest song length is 1 minutes and 36 seconds.
When was Be My Guest released?
Be My Guest is first released on January 15, 2007 as part of John Valby's album "Dr. Dirty's Sphincter – Unplugged" which includes 20 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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Which genre is Be My Guest?
Be My Guest falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Be My Guest?
Be My Guest song length is 1 minutes and 36 seconds.
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