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John Valby 16 Tons Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 6.85/10 [13 votes]Album: Scratch N' Sniff / Original Release Date: 2007-01-16Genre: ComedySong Duration: 1 min 23 sec
16 Tons
John Valby
John Valby
JOHN VALBY
- 16 Tons LyricsI pulled her pants right down
and what'd I get?
A whiff of Cape Cod
and some underwear sweat
My knees started buckling
my bladder lost control
But my dick stood up
like a telephone pole
She weighed 16 tons
tits like a house
Her armpit hairs
held a trap for a mouse
Her crabs in her beaver
were 80 years old
The cheese on her snapper
was beginning to mold
I f*cked her 16 times
and what has she got?
50 orgasms and a stretched out twat
Said "Peter, don't you call me
cause I can't go
My dick is still stuck
in the bitch's asshole"
and what'd I get?
A whiff of Cape Cod
and some underwear sweat
My knees started buckling
my bladder lost control
But my dick stood up
like a telephone pole
She weighed 16 tons
tits like a house
Her armpit hairs
held a trap for a mouse
Her crabs in her beaver
The cheese on her snapper
was beginning to mold
I f*cked her 16 times
and what has she got?
50 orgasms and a stretched out twat
Said "Peter, don't you call me
cause I can't go
My dick is still stuck
in the bitch's asshole"
Facts about 16 Tons
When was 16 Tons released?
16 Tons is first released on January 16, 2007 as part of John Valby's album "Scratch N' Sniff" which includes 16 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
Which genre is 16 Tons?
16 Tons falls under the genre Comedy.
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