Jackalopes Dirty Brown Duster Lyrics

He was the king on the street he didn't give a f*ck
He had a dirty brown Duster not a pickup truck
He had them bungee cords holdin' on the front end
From ev'ry time when he started to spin

And he'd spin
Spinnin' round and round

He had a dirty brown Duster that's all he'd need
He had had a dirty brown duster from the 70's
He had a dirty brown Duster that was built for speed
He had a dirty brown Duster and a bag o' weed

He had a f*ckin' slant 6 and some big ass shoes Fake leather interior and the delta blues
He had them tight blue jeans and a mullet to match
Bon Jovi t-shirt little tiny mustache

Little baby mustache

He always got the girls from the local high school
And in his midsized car they thought he was cool
'Til they found him dead at the bottom of a cliff
With his mama's bra and panties and his dick still stiff

His dick was stiff
f*cking rigid and stiff!

Fat f*ckin' sack o' weed!