Crooked two-faced politicians and all your bullshit tax
We fund your Punch and Judy party whilst you laugh in
our faces all day.
Lay down the laws and penalise, the hard working cogs
We're ripped apart for one mistake, but your expense
piss-take is OK?
We're forced to pay, no other way, your restaurant
bills and your pornos too,
Your fancy phone, your second home, some people don't
even have one.
A suit and tie sure will not mend, a thousand lies
let’s not pretend.
Broken Britain you let it be, no faith in you, our
It's down to us to sew the seed.
You proved to us just how to win, this capitalist rat-
race we're within.
Rob the poor, exploit the flaws, a great example you've
We'll keep slaving and being blind, to the tax that
robs us every time.
You'll decide what info's leaked so you can claim that
Your fancy parties, your dirty panties, your designer
garden and your stupid hair,
Your flashy car, your Caviar, you're the real crooks in
You bitch and moan, try to control, all the criminals
that we have in our world.
You hypocrites, you make me sick, just because you're
rich it doesn't make it OK,
To rob the poor, millions robbed, in this expenses
scandal in which you were caught.
If this was us, we would be locked up… A slap on the
wrist is all you got.