Wake up, I wipe the sleepers from my eye
Look up and see it's 2:35
Get up, I thought Id sleep until ten to
Up in the cold and start the day with you 
They call themselves the purple kool-aid cult 
They lost their head and claim it's all my fault 
I'm fed koolaid intravenously 
I must regain my own autonomy! 
[Pre-chorus]: 
The purple kool-aid cult is back, I'm paranoid again 
Would someone please appease all the stress of my, 
[Chorus]: 
Sorry friend, there's no way I can stay 
Wish I could explain the reason why 
I'm being chased so please pardon my haste 
Please appease the stress of my brown head. 
They turned their backs and I began to run 
Looked back for a flash and I began to shout 
I've got to find a passage out of here 
I'm not too certain that the future's clear 
And now I'm alone and to what type too wear 
And then they set upon a skinny chair 
They're gathering now around a sugar throne 
It's red and round and speaks of miracles. 
[Pre-chorus] 
He says he's going to be in your mouth 
Weird ritual for you and I to mate 
I see a door I see astray 
I pick up a furious pace so I can get away 
Don't smile a purple pleasure hangs the cape 
Oh Me, Oh My, It was the great escape 
The situation, it's still to me a bit of a scandal 
Every time I see a purple smile within my underwear. 
[Pre-chorus] 
[Chorus] 
Four years and as many days float on by 
??? carry out that silicone ?? atacious?? left behind 
I'm going next door to celebrate I say 
??? purple ??? koolaid ??? is the punch that's got me drunk today. 
Next thing I know I'm standing on a chair 
whipping my arms around the friendly air 
I preached the words around a year ago 
I now surrender to the certain glow? 
[Pre-chorus] 
[Chorus] 
Ohhohohohohoh! 
I'm being... 
I'm being chased by seven kids high on kool-aid 
But then they're not crazy cause they're high on kool-aid 
But then they're not crazy they're just high on kool-aid.