Hyper Crush Trouble With Johnny Lyrics

[Whole song is spoken word]

Trouble with Johnny? You two lovebirds having problems?
Dad, we're not lovebirds... Hey dad, what time is it?
Well it's about, uh, nine forty. Um, I gotta go.
You have a date?
Um'
With whom?
Dad, it's a friend.
Not that boy from Reseda...