Horsegiirl An Apple A Day Lyrics

[Intro]
They're red, they're round, they're perfect
You can find them growing on a tree
Around September, that's when they're ripe

[Verse 1]
I was two days old when my daddy sat me down
"You don't wanna catch a cold, so you better listen now
There's a red round thing you should carry all the time
If you feel a little sick, take a bite, take a bite"
And the years go by, I'ma stick to his advice
I will pass it on, generations to come
Fuji, Jazz, Honeycrisp, Jonagold, Granny Smith
I'm a pink lady girl, it just is what it is

[Pre-Chorus]
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps thе doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying
Vitamins are f*cking grеat
Apple a day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day
Doctor away-way-way-way-way-way-way-way
Apple a day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day
Doctor a-a-a-a-a-a-a (Get your motherf*cking apples up)

[Chorus]
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying
Vitamins are f*cking great

[Interlude]
This goes out to all apples
Best in the world

[Chorus]
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying
Vitamins are f*cking great

[Refrain]
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
No one needs me, I'm the doctor

[Verse 2]
When the days get tough, and your boyfriend broke up (Oh)
When your house burned down, and your money run out
There's a red round thing that will make it alright
Take a bite, take a bite, take a motherf*cking bite

[Bridge]
(An apple a day keeps the doctor away)
I wanna see these apples—
(An apple a day keeps the doctor away)
Show me those apples (An apple a day keeps the doctor away)
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying
Vitamins are f*cking great

[Chorus]
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying
Vitamins are f*cking great
Apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying
Vitamins are f*cking great
Apple a day keeps the doctor away (Show me those apples)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying, vitamins are f*cking great
Apple a day keeps the doctor away (I'd do it right, everybody on the floor)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (Get yourself an apple)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (Take a motherf*cking bite)
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying, vitamins are f*cking great

[Refrain]
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor, doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
No one needs me, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
I'm so angry, I'm the doctor
No one needs me, I'm the doctor

[Outro]
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