Horrors that defy description,
Punishments from ancient times.
Romans: rotten, rank and ruthless,
Cavemen: savage, fierce and toothless,
Mean and measly middle ages
Gory stories we do that
And your host a talking rat,
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to HORRIBLE HISTORIES!
Tall tales, atrocious acts,
we gave you all the fearsome facts,
the ugly truth, no glam or glee,
we showed you all the juicy bits,
Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel,
stuff they don't teach you at school,
the past is no longer a mystery,
hope you enjoyed HORRIBLE HISTORIES!