So assuming that this weekend there's a part of me thats thinkin of coming up to join you
You know I sure, I wouldnt want to.. Ruin all your chances on your one night stand romances
Doing tequila shots, I always loved you but it was never enough
And while your licking salt off of each other
Know that I'll be wishing
Throwing some over my shoulder
Hoping for sores to form upon your lips
So the alcohol burns more with every sip
Are you burning now?
Dial 911 emergency to cool you, cool you down
And when you wake tommorow morning with a hangover from hell
Don't bother calling me, theres no need for you to kiss and tell
Because tonight will be my night, I'm calling all my friends
The boys are going out tonight
The potion in our bottles it will be singing me to sleep
The worm at the bottom, it's taunting me to be a creep
It says "Hey man, stand up for yourself"
"Hey man, I've got a plan for you, it's working oh so well"
I picked up the pay phone and I held the zero down
Please operator, collect call to Allentown
The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind
Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of.. (The night)
Yeah, so tonight, will be my night
I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight.