Hextalls Grant Lawrence King Of The Forest Lyrics

Grant Lawrence, he kicks ass in the forest
Grant Lawrence, he kicks ass in the forest

Grant is the motherf*cking man from the Smugglers band
He's on Radio CBC all across the land
He bitch-slapped Captain Vancouver in the face
And rowed a boat to Desolation Sound
He's a motherf*cking outdoorsman freak
Yeah, the best around

Grant Lawrence, he kicks ass in the forest
Grant Lawrence, he kicks some f*cking ass

He's a tough son of a bitch
He can slap an octopus between the tits, oh yeah!
He can beat a f*cking cougar up with only one hand And stop a hundred pucks
Because he's the f*cking kind of guy
That you could high five forever

Danko Jones sucks (He sucks, vote Lawrence)
Joey Shithead (No, Grant Lawrence, yes)
Avril Lavigne (No f*cking way, Lawrence, yes)
Alex Trebek (No thanks, Grant Lawrence, yes)
It's hard to sing (Two more votes for Lawrence)
This f*cking high (We have a new Prime Minister)

Grant Lawrence, king of the forest
Grant Lawrence, king of the forest
He's the f*cking man
Tonight