Hextalls (I Don't Want To Play) Tiger Woods (Without You) Lyrics

I thought about you today as I walked alone
Between the 17th and 18th holes
And then I found my ball near an old man's head
Face down on the green like he was dead
It's not okay, I'm not okay

All I really need right now is the 3 wood from the sand
trap
I'm running down the fairway drunk with a sad face
And Payne Stewart pants

I thought about you again as I shot the ball
Into the crowd of people just to watch them fall
But I shanked it way too hard and it went straight up
And then in the sky I saw two eagles making love
I'm not okay, It's not okay I'm not okay

Two eagles were flying naked, check
An old man face down by my ball, check
The fact that I'm playing golf alone, check
Double-check if my pants are off, check, check

You and me should be naked in the cool green grass
Playing golf buck naked in the cool green grass
Running around naked in the cool green grass
I just want to play with you naked naked
I don't want to play Tiger Woods without you
I don't want to play Tiger Woods without you
I don't want to play Tiger Woods without you
I don't want to play Tiger Woods without you