Heartland Mustache Lyrics

somebody told me she was seein somebody new when they
described him i thought no that cant be true and i saw
him last night when i looked at him all i could say was
oh my god theyre right you gotta be kiddin me

hes gotta mustache has she lost her mind hes gotta
mustache straight outa 1979

he looks like a porn star i bet he goes to the tanning
bed he needs a big gold chain shirt unbuttoned and a
hairy chest i bet he wears brute 33 and a spedo at the
pool i can understand a gotee or even a fu manchu hes gotta mustache has she lost her mind hes gotta
mustache straight outa 1979

im sure hes an alright guy i really outa cut him slack it
dont mater how hard i try i cant get past the fact

unfreakin believable

hes gotta mustache hes gotta mustache straight outa 1979
on some guys they look great but hes gotta mustache alan
jackson he aint hes gotta mustache hes actually gotta
mustache