Hank Green Nerdfighteria Island Lyrics

I wake up in my racecar bed
Tame the puff that's on my head
My feet are cold as they hit the floor
I don't think I'm home anymore
John shouts "hank, I don't mean to scare ya
But I think that we woke up in nerdfighteria
Settle down, clear the area
Then look out the window"

Cuz I don't know what it is that I can see
(Don't know what it is that I can see)
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D

There's no place that I'd rather be
Than living here with my nerdy friends
Making videos happily
On nerdfighteria island

Dressin up like I did in high school
Takin sexy photographs
Talkin of women who like men
And giraffes who like giraffes!
Lets go down to nerdfighteria city
Where the roads are paved with peeps and
Everyone is so witty
And there are no perverted creeps

Cuz I don't know what it is that I can see (Don't know what it is that I can see)
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D

There's nothing that I'd rather eat
Than foods that perfectly blend
God I love smoothies made of meat
On nerdfighteria island

There's certain rules you should obey
Like never ever FTBA
And now I come tho think of it
Lets take that worldsuck down a bit
We don't care one iota
About winner, south dakoda
Now that we have oue awesome island
With awesome seas and awesome awesome

Cuz I don't know what it is that I can see
(Don't know what it is that I can see)
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D

There's no place that I'd rather be
Than living here with my nerdy friends
Making videos happily
On nerdfighteria island
On nerdfighteria island