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Hank Green Mules Are So Half Ass Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8.22/10 [9 votes]Album: This Machine Pwns N00bs / Original Release Date: 2009-11-16Genre: Singer/SongwriterSong Duration: 1 min 34 sec
Mules Are So Half Ass
Hank Green
Hank Green
HANK GREEN
- Mules Are So Half Ass LyricsThe mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen,
The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much
sole,
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all
right now,
The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,
And the CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
The bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-
tired,
The human cannonball was late for work and he got
fired,
And if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the
end,
And if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a
mercedez bends,
And the CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came
back to me,
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,
If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get
repossessed,
The pirate shot himself so he could have that dead
man's chest,
And the CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much
sole,
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all
right now,
The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,
And the CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
The bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-
tired,
The human cannonball was late for work and he got
fired,
And if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the
end,
And if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a
mercedez bends,
And the CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came
back to me,
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,
If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get
repossessed,
The pirate shot himself so he could have that dead
man's chest,
And the CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
Facts about Mules Are So Half Ass
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Mules Are So Half Ass is first released on November 16, 2009 as part of Hank Green's album "This Machine Pwns N00bs" which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
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Mules Are So Half Ass falls under the genres Singer, Songwriter.
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Mules Are So Half Ass song length is 1 minutes and 34 seconds.
When was Mules Are So Half Ass released?
Mules Are So Half Ass is first released on November 16, 2009 as part of Hank Green's album "This Machine Pwns N00bs" which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
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Which genre is Mules Are So Half Ass?
Mules Are So Half Ass falls under the genres Singer, Songwriter.
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How long is the song Mules Are So Half Ass?
Mules Are So Half Ass song length is 1 minutes and 34 seconds.
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