Half Man Half Biscuit You're Hard Lyrics

Henry Rollins, Henry Rollins
You’re hard, you’re hard
Big Jimmy Nail, big Jimmy Nail
You’re hard as well
Sainsbury’s security, like I’m dead scared
Oh what a frightening world it can be

Lenny Henry, Lenny Henry
You’re funny, you’re funny
Jenny Eclair, Jenny Eclair
You’re dead funny too

Deayton, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand
Oh, nurse, soothe my sides Oh, what a funny old world it can be
OK, let’s pedestrianise the High Street

Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing
much else yet she seems to get by

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
If this is New Labour, Mr. Blair
Should anyone need me, I’ll be over there

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