Half Man Half Biscuit What Made Colombia Famous Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I was the best friend you ever had
But that was over half an hour ago
You went from Magaluf to Stalingrad
An altogether more different snow.
Oh I don't know how it all pans out
But I know this much is true
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you.

[Verse 2]
Your overbearing highs
Affect the atmosphere
Shit dad does not quite rise
To the occasion here.
Well, a one-eyed clergyman up for the day
Wouldn't have to think it through,
What made Colombia famous Has made a prick out of you.
Yes, what made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you.

[Verse 3]
What price your bluster?
What price your smarm?
I've seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm.
Oh, big trust in for king of the hill cock-a-doodle-do,
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you.
Yes What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you.
I said what made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you.