Half Man Half Biscuit God Gave Us Life Lyrics

What did god give us Neil?
God gave us life Nigel.
Sure did (1,2,3,4, John the Baptist knows the score)

God gave us life (4x)

So that we could play with our mates
in the street with the ball that we bought
from the shop just last week

God gave us life (4x)

So that we could take sweets off strange men
In big cars and get driven to the woods to stroke
non - excistent puppies

But he also gave us UNA STUBBS But he also gave us LITTLE & LARGE
But he also gave us KEITH HARRIS
But he also gave us WENDY CRAIG
But he also gave us THORA HIRD
But he also gave us MATHEW KELLY
But he also gave us EARTHA KITT
But he also gave us LIONEL BLAIR

God gave us life (x4)

God gave us life, Halleluja...
PONTIUS PILATE
God gave us life
BOBBY CHARLTON
God gave us life
GORDON JACKSON
God gave us life

Halleluja...