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Half Man Half Biscuit Albert Hammond Bootleg Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.38/10 [13 votes]Album: Back In the D.H.S.S. / Original Release Date: 1985Genre: AlternativeSong Duration: 3 min 18 sec
Albert Hammond Bootleg
Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit
HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT
- Albert Hammond Bootleg LyricsDragging my guitar round maternity ward
I was in search of the umbilical chord
But it was all in vain so I jumped on a train
And when I reached my home the kids were on the patio
Looking quite upset, so I asked them what was wrong
And they said: “Beware, there’s an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house in there
An Albert Hammond bootleg in the house
Some man who introduced himself as Stanley Rous came in
And left this Albert Hammond bootleg in the house”
Talking to a girl on the south coast of France
She was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance
But on the last night ‘neath the stars of Marseilles
She said that Robin Askwith was funny
Oh god how I longed for a dangerous wave
So I could surf myself towards an early grave
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you
I hope your plane back home’s a DC10
Oh god how I longed for a dangerous wave
So I could surf myself towards an early grave
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you
I hope your plane back home’s a DC10
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh really
Out of pure curiosity I dug up Logie Baird
And I asked him what petrified forests see
To make them all so scared
I was in search of the umbilical chord
But it was all in vain so I jumped on a train
And when I reached my home the kids were on the patio
Looking quite upset, so I asked them what was wrong
And they said: “Beware, there’s an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house in there
An Albert Hammond bootleg in the house
Some man who introduced himself as Stanley Rous came in
And left this Albert Hammond bootleg in the house”
Talking to a girl on the south coast of France
She was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance
But on the last night ‘neath the stars of Marseilles
She said that Robin Askwith was funny
So I could surf myself towards an early grave
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you
I hope your plane back home’s a DC10
Oh god how I longed for a dangerous wave
So I could surf myself towards an early grave
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you
I hope your plane back home’s a DC10
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh really
Out of pure curiosity I dug up Logie Baird
And I asked him what petrified forests see
To make them all so scared
Facts about Albert Hammond Bootleg
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Albert Hammond Bootleg is first released in 1985 as part of Half Man Half Biscuit's album "Back In the D.H.S.S." which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 15th track on this album.
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Albert Hammond Bootleg falls under the genre Alternative.
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Albert Hammond Bootleg song length is 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
When was Albert Hammond Bootleg released?
Albert Hammond Bootleg is first released in 1985 as part of Half Man Half Biscuit's album "Back In the D.H.S.S." which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 15th track on this album.
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Which genre is Albert Hammond Bootleg?
Albert Hammond Bootleg falls under the genre Alternative.
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How long is the song Albert Hammond Bootleg?
Albert Hammond Bootleg song length is 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
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