Gothic Archies Freakshow Lyrics

People gawk at the way you walk, you're a freakshow
People squawk 'bout the way you talk, you're a freakshow
People stare at your scary hair, you're a freakshow
People glare at that hat you wear, you're a freakshow

Real people want to know
What it is about your face that irritates them so
Real people stop and ask
Why you wear that costume, and why don't you wear a mask?

Normal folk think you're just a joke and a freakshow
Normal types cross the street for swipes at the freakshow
Even birds stop to drop their turds on the freakshow Even geeks, even other freaks hate the freakshow

Real people fume and seethe
How you dare to share the air the public has to breathe
Real people ask you why
With a face like you've got, won't you just lie down and

Real people look on you
Like something unpleasant for the garbage crew to do
Real people question how
Someone took a lobster's face and put it on a cow
Real people say "har-har"
As a monster movie actor, you could be a star

And soon, you are!