Gilla Band Placeholder Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hi I'm very shy
I'm that kinda guy
I'm a little Bi-polar
Davina McCall's pause
Charles Ingram's cough
Harold Lloyd's clock
Placeholder

[Chorus]
I'm injecting a lethal dose of nothing
I'm blaring a dangerous amount of Coldplay

[Verse 2]
Dad rock already
Sleeping with your teddy
Pissed the bed lately
At home
Licence for the TV
Feel bad but it's funny
Teletubby belly
Eh oh
The wisdom of Crazy Frog
Polyphonic slog
You've got a phone call from hell
Phoneroticaddiction
Handy in the kitchen
Not a pot to piss in or spill

[Refrain]
Phonerotica
Phonero-ro-ro-ro-ro-tica

[Verse 3]
That was a bit weird
The ghost is clear
I'd kiss you but there's sick in my beard
Half watching the Phantom Menace on repeat
Dara-cula teeth
I'm just future meat
Giving it the Desmonds
The full Desmonds
Who's your favourite parent?
Is it your man?
Or your one?
Or your one?
Or your man?
Why is being horizontal wrong? What do you want to die from?

[Verse 4]
Good by(e) the way I'm shy
It's morphing time
When I grow up I'm going to be a Power Ranger
Glugging Lemsip
Chatting with the gimp
Cowboy hats at gigs works on paper
Stomach has a hint
Also has a limp
My mind's a bully and it never ends
Coasters for the table
Technically disabled
Fashioning The Rachel from Friends

[Chorus]
I'm injecting a lethal dose of nothing
I'm blaring a dangerous amount of Coldplay

[Verse 5]
Good by(e) the way I'm shy
But only on the sly
When I grow up I'm gonna talk to strangers
Glugging Lemsip
It's me in the nip with a dog
That's watching Neighbours
Stomach as a limp
Also has a hint
That thunderbirds are go and gone
Coasters for the table
My dad wasn't able
I'm a fatherless f*ck
I'm in the dead dad's club

[Chorus]
I'm injecting a lethal dose of nothing
I'm blaring a dangerous amount of Coldplay