[PART 1]
[Intro]
Wine rings on the highchair
Today the world woke you up without you
[Verse 1]
Burping the beta-bet
Little death, soft teeth
Gappy little freak, trench feet
Remember the heat
Twenty quid coupons for groceries
Cut it long, I want it on DVD
The eel that wants to squeal
A daft giraffe telling tall tales
He may be a paragraph behind but he's Dara-graph ahead
Right on the lid and on the left-side of the bed
[Verse 2]
Donate half a kidney
Yesterday the world fell asleep without me
A triangle pheasant
Don't say the C word you can't
Don't say the C word you can't
Don't say the C word you can't
[Chorus]
Hear all your views on Sky Sports News
It's getting a bit graphic
Did you get my blood?
Write back
Hear all your views on Sky Sports News
It's getting a bit graphic
Did you get my…?
No!
[Verse 3]
No perfect person like you
Sleeping in drains
Now McCartney is cool
That also means Wings
That caramelic smoke
That Gealt-ian bloke
That second oak
That useless can of Diet Coke
[Chorus]
If you're gonna do it wrong, do it right
That's the difference between shit and shite
If you're gonna do it wrong, do it right
That's the difference between shit and shite
And who be this cheeky, seventy something, stupid, sexy, sense of self?
And shoe away the wizardry wonderfully wise wishing you with welcome wealth
Like saying like too much
Like saying like too much
Copying The Fall and getting caught
[PART 2]
[Verse 1]
And who is this f*cker?
A great listener and a looker
The world got there before you
Queuing at McDonald's tablets
No good habits
Absolutely loving it
The creature in your pupils
Teaching you shit skills, teaching you shit skills, teaching you shit
The creature in your pupils
Talking to someone you don't know on pills at all
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door with a hairbrush
Demanding that I would wear a suitable jacket
[Refrain]
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door
She chased me out the door with a hairbrush
Demanding that I would wear a suitable jacket
[Outro]
She chased me out the door with a hairbrush
Demanding that I would wear a suitable jacket