Future Of The Left Robocop 4 - Fuck Off Robocop Lyrics

I think everybody has fantasised
What they would ask Elvis if he was still alive
I know, I know what I would ask him:
"What's your favourite film?"

Jaws? Jaws 2? More Jaws? or Jaws rebooted?
Please, let's take a second to think about
A future state of love and bliss
Brought to you by wish lists of eight year old boys
Who only crave explosions
Why?
Well, being eight, they have an excuse - they're eight!
And giant robots cannot distract them from their fate

Middle aged men on a movie date
Committed to mortal shame

Hey! Relax! No-one died - in fact, they left improved
If Michael Bay wants a bigger house, let's help him
Art? Ha ha ha!
Where you from? Where you been?
He said:
I went to Cannes once and really did not have much fun
Why?
Well, being French, they talk too much And all those pages of subtitles kept getting stuck

1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3
1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3

Pirates of the Caribbean 47
Johnny Depp stars as the robot pirate who loses his wife in a game of poker
And tries to win her back with hilarious consequences
At least Harry Potter has a proper story in the sense that the characters crave an ending
If only to release poor Billy Corgan from his role as the titular character's nemesis

Robocop 4 is in pre-production, like Robocop 3 wasn't bad enough
And George Lucas won't be kicking his heels 'til he makes some money from Howard the Duck
Robocop 4 is in pre-production, like Robocop 3 wasn't bad enough
I hope the projectionist likes his action motion-tracked and medicated

The first director died