Fryars Happy Lyrics

We wage wars like Pascal waged wagers,
and its on Pascal's wager we send sergeant majors to fight,
it would be nice if we took his triangle,
and we could find new angles more violent and wonderful,
I was thinking of saving the animals,
but first we save people (not animals),
just 'cause they're almost as rare as love through marriage,
do you sometimes wish that your siblings were miscarried?

And people made evil, we decide what it is and decide what it's not,
if you do things illegal,
you can be pretty sure that it would be allowed somewhere else,
but we're happy people,
so there's nothing wrong with the state of things,
if it's making you happy,
then there's nothing wrong with the state you're in.

We get people that shout down the state,
and they demand justice,
but justice as fairness or truth