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A List Of Things Women Can't Do Lyrics

The only reason people pretend to like girls who are trying to be musicians is because they’re trying to get in their pants. So, women: give up the charade. When was the last time you heard a woman properly play an instrument? It seriously pisses me off seeing girls try to form bands. This is a man’s job. Women can’t poop cause they don’t have wieners. And women can’t be doctors; they can only be a nurse. Women can’t be athletes, they can only be cheerleaders. And women never know what you’re thinking even though they claim to be mind readers. Women can’t be blacksmiths because they are afraid of tools. And women can’t go to college because they are fools. Women can’t do pull-ups; they can’t support anything not even their weight. And women can’t play hockey because they can’t even ice skate. Women can’t handle alcohol cause it infects their breast milk. Women can’t be comfy unless their underwear is silk. Women can’t do heroin cause you can’t shoot it up your vag. And women can’t be EMT’s because they don’t deserve a badge. Women can’t be trolls because they are too sensitive. Never apologize to a woman cause they don’t know how to forgive. Women cannot donate blood; they lose enough of it on their period. The number of ways in which women piss me off is a myriad. Women can't be rock stars cause they don't know how to rock. Instead of attempting to be rock stars they can all just suck my cock. Women cannot speak unless they are spoken to. Women can’t finish anything cause they quit everything they pursue. Women can’t take criticism cause they think they’re already perfect. They think they’re always right, but they are always incorrect. Women can’t be in business, they can only be a secretary. And women can’t be strong because they think steroids are scary. Women can’t be presidents; they can only be the first lady. And women can’t be trusted because they are too shady. Women can’t be bald unless they have cancer. Don’t ask them for advice cause they never know the answer. Women can’t be rational, they always PMS. And women can’t wear pants, they can only wear a dress. Women cannot read, they are all just pretending. And women can’t propose because they can’t afford a ring. Women can’t be firefighters cause the heat will melt their tits. Can’t finish anything, they always call it quits. Women can't be rock stars cause they don't know how to rock. Instead of attempting to be rock stars they can all just suck my cock. Women can’t breathe underwater because they have weak lungs. And women can’t enjoy ice cream because they pierce their tongues. Women can’t be cops because they can’t grow a mustache. And women can’t ride bicycles because they always crash. Women can’t be astronauts cause their vaginas explode in space. Women can’t do anything because they are a disgrace. Women can’t do science; they can only do their hair. And women can’t be mechanics cause they don’t know how to change a spare. Women cannot vote because they cannot make decisions. And women can’t be surgeons because they can’t make incisions. Women can’t be pilots; they can only be flight attendants. And women can’t be single because of their dependence. Women can’t go outside in the winter cause their breasts freeze whenever it snows. And women can’t handle money cause they spend it all on clothes. Women can’t be creative because their minds all think the same. Women are inferior, that’s why they have to change their last name. Women can't be rock stars cause they don't know how to rock. Instead of attempting to be rock stars they can all just suck my cock. Women can’t be lawyers because it’s against the law. And women can’t wear leather jackets cause they will get stuck on their bra. Women can’t be farmers; they especially can’t farm for cunts. And women can’t smoke weed because they cannot even roll blunts. Women can’t do constructions cause their boobs would get in the way. And women can’t be superheroes because their costumes would look gay. Women can’t have a lot of friends cause they’re too focused on their cliques. And women can’t cross streams because they do not have dicks. Women can’t do math, they can only do laundry. Another reason they can’t do math is: they can only count to three. Women can’t get boners cause they would hang out of their skirts. They show off their bodies, but when we look they call us perverts. Women can’t be in the army cause they don’t know how to shoot a gun. And women can’t tell time, they can only tell when the cookies are done. Women can’t use urinals because they have to sit. And women can’t fight cause they don’t know how to take a hit. Women can't be rock stars cause they don't know how to rock. Instead of attempting to be rock stars they can all just suck my cock. Women cannot drive; they can only give road head. And women cannot multitask because they’re simple minded. Women can’t eat peanut butter cause it makes them vomit urine. And women can’t listen to grindcore; they can only listen to men. Women cannot be leaders, they can only be followers. Women cannot be in management cause there’s no such thing as womanagers. Women can’t grow beards cause they do not have testes. Women are only useful when they are on their knees. Women can’t play chess because they are stupid. Don’t listen to what they tell you, it takes both genders to make a kid. Women can’t be jedi cause they try to use the light sabers as sex toys. No matter what they say, girls will never be as good as boys. Women can’t be funny cause they can’t handle offensive jokes. Women can’t fake orgasms, that’s all just a big hoax. Women can’t be quiet, they always have to talk. Women can’t be rock stars cause they don’t know how to rock. Women can't be rock stars cause they don't know how to rock. Instead of attempting to be rock stars they can all just suck my cock.

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