Fergus & Geronimo My Phone's Been Tapped, Baby Lyrics

"There's no doubt about it, my phone's been tapped baby. They even came into my house and replaced the regular numbers with Roman numerals. I mean, I couldn't call you if I tried cus I never learned Roman numerals, but... Well I'm not being paranoid, there's no doubt about it, they came in one night, and um... They put a wire on my phone. They're outside in a van right now, uh, right down on Grand St. taping this conversation. Y'know it's a good thing you called me because, I-I feel like, I feel like whenever I receive calls, uh, it's harder for them to tap them, but who knows. They're probably listening to every word we say right now. And I know you, I know you tend to, y'know, label me as paranoid whenever I say this but..."