Fandroid! Ruler Of The School Lyrics

Baldi waves at me, says, "Welcome to my Schoolhouse"
"All you have to do is get all of my math problems right!"
First it seems like no big deal, this math is easy
Baldi what went wrong with the screen?
Baldi what does this problem mean?

Baldi's basics in education and learning
All was well until I got one of the math problems wrong!
Now he's frowning and I think he wants to hurt me
Baldi when are you gonna teach?
Baldi why you gotta be mean?

All I need to do is collect seven notebooks
But Baldi's chasing me, he's raging, racing, straight down the hall
Baldi's basically insane, I need an exit
Baldi how are you gaining speed?
Baldi why you gotta be mean?

Baldi's Basics
Can you find the notebooks!

Lock the door then
Round the corner
Use the scissors
Cut the cord then
Use your quarter
On the soda
Push him back then
Do it over

Baldi's Basics
Can you find an exit!

Characters
In random order
Corridors adorned in posters
After school survival horror
Lockers, lunches, chocolates, chalkboards...

ROLL CALL!

"Playtime"
Wants you to jump 1-2-3-4-5 times
(I wanna play with someone!)
"1st Prize"
Wants to hug for all of eternity (will you marry me?)
"Principal of the Thing"
Says no running in the halls or detention for you
(when will you learn)
"It's a Bully"
(I'm gonna take your candy)
He removes an item randomly from your inventory
"Arts and Crafters"
He's a sock that teleports you to the start
(I'm jealous of your seven notebooks)
"Gotta Sweep"
Needs no introduction
(It's sweeping time! Gotta sweep sweep sweep!)

1 Notebooks
2 Notebooks
3 Notebooks
4 Notebooks
5 Notebooks
6 Notebooks
7 Notebooks

Congratulations...

All I need to do is get out while I still can
His ruler's cracking, snapping, whacking, help me I'm gonna die!!!
I can almost see the blue sky out the window
Baldi why you gotta be mean?
Baldi won't you let me go free!!!!

(one more time)

Baldi's Basics!
Can you find the notebooks!

Lock the door then
Round the corner
Use the scissors
Cut the cord and
Use your quarter
On the soda
Push him back then
Do it over

Baldi's Basics!
Can you find an exit!

In the code there's something broken
There are secrets still unspoken
He hears every door you open!