Everybodyduck Sunday Shoes Lyrics

WELL I'VE A PROBLEM YOU CAN'T SEE THAT HAS THE OLD FOLKS ON THEIR
KNEES
IT SEEMS THAT IN MY YOUTH A BIG MISTAKE I'VE MADE
I GUESS MY HAIR'S A BIT TOO LONG AND WELL MY MUSIC'S JUST ALL
WRONG
AND WHEN IT COMES TO PRAISING GOD SOME SIMPLE RULES MUST BE
OBEYED

THEY SAY NO TALKING IN CHURCH, THEY SAY NO LAUGHING IN CHURCH
JUST SIT UP STRAIGHT AND KEEP YOUR FEET OUT OF THE AISLE
THEY SAY NO CLAPPING IN CHURCH AND NO FEET TAPPING IN CHURCH
WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE BUT THIS IS SERIOUS SO DON'T EVEN CRACK A
SMILE

BUT THERE'S SO MUCH JOY IN MY LIFE SINCE THE DAY JESUS CAME AND
TOOK AWAY MY BLUES
WELL EXCUSE ME FRIENDS, MY FAITH WON'T LET ME SIT DOWN
I'VE GOT DANCING ROOM IN MY SUNDAY SHOES

I GUESS I KIND OF UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR RELIGION SEEMS SO BLAND
THEY'VE LET THEIR FAITH SIT FOR SO LONG THAT NOW IT'S STALE
MAYBE IF THEY TAKE A LOOK AT ME THEY'LL SEE HOW GREAT NEW LIFE
CAN BE
AND THOSE WHO HOLD THEIR BREATH IN CHURCH MIGHT LEARN HOW TO EXHALE

THEY SAY NO TALKING IN CHURCH, THEY SAY NO LAUGHING IN CHURCH
JUST SIT UP STRAIGHT AND KEEP YOUR FEET OUT OF THE AISLE
THEY SAY NO CLAPPING IN CHURCH AND NO FEET TAPPING IN CHURCH
WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE BUT THIS IS SERIOUS SO DON'T EVEN CRACK A
SMILE

THEY SAY NO TALKING IN CHURCH, THEY SAY NO LAUGHING IN CHURCH
JUST SIT UP STRAIGHT AND KEEP YOUR FEET OUT OF THE AISLE
THEY SAY NO CLAPPING IN CHURCH AND NO FEET TAPPING IN CHURCH
WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE BUT THIS IS SERIOUS SO DON'T EVEN CRACK A
SMILE

SOME MAY WONDER WHY I HAVE TO RAISE UP SUCH A FUSS
IT'S 'CAUSE I SEE THE ENEMY AND I'D SWEAR THAT HE IS US

THEY SAY NO TALKING IN CHURCH, THEY SAY NO LAUGHING IN CHURCH
JUST SIT UP STRAIGHT AND KEEP YOUR FEET OUT OF THE AISLE
THEY SAY NO CLAPPING IN CHURCH AND NO FEET TAPPING IN CHURCH
WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE BUT THIS IS SERIOUS SO DON'T EVEN CRACK A
SMILE