Everclean Dang Fetch Oh My Heck Lyrics

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

If ya cut me off drivin', spill your Coke upon my
shoes,
There's just no tellin' what my mouth might say.
I'll break out a string of non-profanity to make your
ears curl,
In my religiously edited way.

If my football team is losing, if a brick falls on my
head,
If you go, "BOO!" and you catch me unawares,
My reaction will display a certain G-rated tone,
So as to not offend the man upstairs. That's when I
say..

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

Dos a�os yo viv� en Suramerica sirviendo El Se�or en
Guayaquil en Ecuador Comiendo platanos, guineos, verdes
y maduros.
�No me aguanta comer mas, no, por favor!
Y no querian escuchar el buen mensaje que trajemos nos
echaron en la calle y nos pusimos
Bien enojados con la gente, con arroz, con los
mosquitos, ya, y estas son las cosas que dijimos:

Oh-oh-oh-oh- my oh- my oh- my heck.
Oh-oh-oh-oh- my oh- my oh- my heck.
Oh-oh-oh-oh- my oh- my oh- my heck.
Oh-oh-oh-oh- my oh- my oh- my heck.

If ya cut me off drivin', If ya cut me off drivin', spill your Coke upon my shoes, spill your Coke upon my shoes,
I'll break out a string of non-profanities to make your
ears curl,

If my football team is losing, if a brick falls on my
head,
If you go, "BOO!"
My reaction will display a certain G-rated, G-rated, G-rated, G-rated
man upstairs.

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

Holy Heck!

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

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Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.