Having problems with the humorous(?) of hunters?
Got you down?
Well now there's a solution.
Doctor Deer here, friends -
With help from the heart to mend
In this message I send:
Have fear what deers may come in the night
To give your dreams fright.
The difference between you and them erased
As you look into their face.
Nowhere to hide from your lies
Mirrored in their eyes.
Open the gates of Santa's petting zoo,
So that deers may come home.
Please, it's time to stop the fighting.
Put down your weapons,
So someday our children may see...
What deers may come.