Epic Rap Battles Of History Ghostbusters Vs Mythbusters Lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE GHOSTBUSTERS!
VS!
THE MYTHBUSTERS!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler, Peter Venkman, Ray, Egon & Peter, *The Ghostbusters*, **Janine Melnitz**, -Ray Stantz & Winston Zeddemore-, ~Winston Zeddemore~]
Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches
Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do
Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you!
*Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done*
Spitting out the lyrics like, **'we got one!'**
-Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty-
Try to beat us in a battle?, ~Man, you gotta be kidding me!~
The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky
I collect spores (~tell 'em 'bout the Twinkie~)
Like your show, it's all fluff and filler
I'll kick your hiney man, I'm a savage killer

[Verse 2: Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman, Both]
Wow, your raps are just too wack to handle
Let's do it like we do on the Discovery Channel
Your science is preposterous, the opposite of competent process
And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis
Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back
It's a fact, positrons don't react like that
You built a laser grid with no safety switch
And Walter Peck was right, that's some shady shit
Good thing you work in a firehouse, cause you just got burned
You are poor scientists, and that's confirmed

[Verse 3: Ray Stantz, Peter Venkman, The Ghostbusters, Winston Zeddemore, *Egon Spengler*] That's enough from the Walrus and Dickless the clown
Let's show these Mythbitches how we do it downtown
Grab your stick (holdin'), heat em up (smokin')
High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion
We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams
Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes
It's a rap test dummy, *and you're both getting crashed*
We came, we saw, we kicked your ass

[Verse 4: Jamie Hyneman, Adam Savage, The B-Team, Tory Belleci, *Grant Imahara*, **Kari Byron**]
Ghosts aren't real, but it should be said
It's time to bring the B-Team back from the dead
(Hey!) Things are getting scary, when Tory, *Grant* **and Kari**
*Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry*
**We reject your flows, and substitute our own**
Uhhhhhhhmmm...
Why'd you stop? I couldn't think of a rhyme
Well just say the first thing that pops into your mind

[Verse 5: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Kari Byron, Jamie Hyneman]
Aww... aww...
Yo, raise up, it's Stay Puft, I stay fluff
Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up (hey!)
I'mma smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter, I don't play
Show these dweebs how to rock a beret (hey)
I live so large you can't harsh my mellow
Just one step took me out the ghetto
You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows
Cause Big Puft just turned all you bitches to toast

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! RAP, RAP! RRRRRRRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!