My Name Is Lyrics

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

Ahem, excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?

Hi kids, do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
(Uh, huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
(Yeah, yeah)
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is?

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead"
Uh, uhh, So why's your face red? Man you wasted

Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut
(Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog)
I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off
Hi, my name is, my name is

(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin' over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(Oh, thank you)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away
(Get him)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
(f**k that)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

(Huh, yup)
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
(Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll f**k anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me, mom?
You ain't got no tits
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

I'm steamin' mad
And by the way when you see my dad?
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady

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Songwriter(s): Labi Siffre
Record Label(s): 1999 Aftermath Entertainment Interscope Records
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Meaning to "My Name Is" song lyrics (10 meanings)
eva 01/03/12,08:35

all u shady haters, im gonna hunt u down, drive 9 inch nails through each one of your eyelids, and kill you all
Boy 04/22/12,23:13

Haters can hate lovers can love rappers can rap and people that are threatning to kill people can die people can have their oppinions! xx
ally grizzy 02/15/12,14:41

lulz is right, they cant help it. my dad told me this story about how he went to NY for this job(this was when shady's first album came out)my dad looked so much like slim, he got evrything 4 FREE.
i love LMFAO 02/04/12,14:31

I love this song and pimpsta is rite it does go chicka chicka slimshady i love emminem he is the best rapper ever
Em+Em 03/27/11,16:19

i was raised on this song! i remember in third grade i sang it for show n tell and my teacher had a conference with my mom afterward. i was grounded for a day. great song!
taylor 12/06/10,19:41

lol love this song. my name is what? well we all know his name is slim shady. yeah! eminem ahem i mean slim shady rules
hellhound 08/21/10,14:23

this is to EMINEMkilledHIphop, your the one who sucks! you disgrace eminem, you disgrace his music,his fans,hip hop,but most of all, you disgrace yourself. his music rocks the world
ashton 06/02/10,16:47

i just love this song and i just freaked out when em said another version.by the way shady, do you miss tupac aka 2pac aka makaveli
tolo 12/16/09,21:02

i can rap too look: its trees not twees and its ice cream not ice cweam man u replace so many 'r's i think ur chineese
Dezii 11/24/09,11:45

i thout it was :My english teacher wanted to f me in junior high the only problem was my english teacher was a guy:
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