Elle Varner Wtf Lyrics

I was asleep when I heard the alarm
So I ran downstairs to see what's going on
Opened my door to unpleasantly find
Somebody really just broke in my ride

What the f**k? What the f**k?
(They stole my XM radio)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I had gone wrong)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
He never misses my car so I stopped by
and when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Pree?)
Found him in bed with (what the?) the mail maaan

What the f**k? What the f**k?
(Aw Godd! Oh helll naw!)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(What the f**k now?)
What the f**k? (Wow!) What the f**k?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
I know its late but I needed to breath
Just when I thought that it could not get worse
This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!"

What the f**k? What the f**k?
(Said: "You got to be f****n kidding me!")
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (He said: "Actualy I'm not")
What the f**k? What the f**k?
(Ain't you ever been robbed?)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

Not quite, this just ain't right
If you knew what I've been through tonight
To begin, I just found my man and another man,
If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned"

What the f**k? What the f**k?
(Baby it's too bad)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(Either way I'm still taking your bag)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But he didn't know where I keep my cash)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I never put my cards back in my wallet)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
(So I hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And all the lips gloss in it)

For the first time of the night I was grinning
He thought he got me but he didn't
But that was of course…
Before…
I realized my keys were in the bag…
Hahahaha!